Chopsticks

I thought I was proficient enough using chopsticks. At least not to embarrass myself. 

We ate late and the only option was a 'local' restaurant next to a bookies. Some guy watched us though the window taking the piss making pincer movements with his hands. 

I was starving. Eating rice is a pain in the arse with chopsticks. Tell you what if the NHS made chopsticks compulsory in our country they would cure obesity. Is that why all Asians are stick thin? Chopsticks?

It ain't speed walking. This is a nation of dawdlers.