Dawn of the dead

So the sunbed rules, towels may be removed form unattended beds before 8am. 

7:45 (up for my morning sea swim..) the pool is full of blood shot eyed parents heads down in iPhones, sat about covering 5 beds each, looking at their watches every two minutes. At the stroke of eight they all stand up simultaneously and shuffle off. 

7am start and an hour eating data earns you a front row.